Warning: Extremely Effective

Marketing and Automation so good
it's F*cking Disgusting

See how we can make your competitors look at you like you're the WORST person on earth (because you stole all their customers).

Electronics Buyback

Flip phones, not burgers.

Vintage Clothing

Sell the drip, keep the cash.

Personal Brands

Be famous, get paid.

E-Commerce

Scale until Shopify bans you.

Our Disgusting Services

Advertising

We build Facebook and Google Ad Campaigns that print mula or whatever the kids call it these days.

Print Mula

Email & SMS

Start building an audience you OWN that isn't at the mercy of social media algorithms.

Own My Audience

SEO

Tired of seeing your competitors being number one when you search for your industry/niche? Let us help you be the king of the hill.

Become the King Of The Hill

AEO

Don't let these AI models leave you out of the conversation. We'll put you in them.

ChatGPT me baby

Creative

Photography, Videography, Graphic Designography, Web Designography... basically making things look less hideous than our name suggests.

Make my business look pretty

Proof we aren't lying

"My phone flipping business went from $2k to $15k/mo in 60 days. These guys are actually insane."

Jason D.

Tech Reseller

"The automation they set up saves me about 20 hours a week. I finally have time to sleep."

Sarah K.

Vintage Store Owner

"Ugly branding, beautiful results. I don't care what it looks like as long as it prints cash."

Mike R.

E-Com Founder

Questions people ask (FAQ)

Is this expensive?
If you consider making more money than you spend "expensive", then yes. Otherwise, it's an investment with a disgusting ROI.
How fast can I see results?
For advertising, almost instantly. For SEO, it takes time. For Automation, as soon as we flip the switch.
Why "Hideous"?
Because pretty websites don't always sell. Effective marketing isn't about being cute, it's about being effective.

Make your business so good its disgusting